Dangerous Dan's Diner

RATING: MUST
(ok...so it's not really a rating so much as a recommendation)



A must try (and continue to patron) has got to be Dangerous Dan's Diner...

If you've ever taken the street car along queen east to or from downtown you'll have noticed the Double D. It's right across from arguably the seediest strip club in all of Toronto, Jilly's. For me it was one of those things where riding by it a million times and thinking to myself "I wonder how that place is...?" finally got to me. On my millionth and one-th (?) time I decided to go in. Well really I was downtown and had nothing better to do so me and one of my oldest (longest known) and best friends Em decided 'hey what the fuck!!!' lets do it!!! A short street car ride later...we each had:

The Coronary Burger Special
2 8oz Patties, 4 Slices of Bacon, 2 Slices of Cheddar and a Fried Egg on top. Served w/ Poutine and a Can of Pop ($13.45+tax)

This is a fuckin' treat and a half.
If you're looking to cram your gullet with a mouth full of beef (there's got to be a better way to say that...) that's molested with a mountain of toppings that includes a fried unfertilized embryo of a domesticated foul, then this is the hippy wounding burger for you...It's a pretty big price tag...but if you're out for a feast that'll fill you for the rest of the day...then there you have it...

We didnt get the Royale...which basically means you get a bit more which includes a deep fried mars bar...It doesnt mater...it's still a freakin' huge meal. But this isnt even the largest friggin thing they got...

If you're not satisfied by the Coronary, and you want to KILL a hippie instead of wound them...then try their freakin'...

Quadruple C"Collosal Colon Clogger Combo"
24oz burger served with a quarter pound of cheese, a quarter pound of bacon, and 2 fried eggs. Also comes with a large shake (flavor of your choice) and a small poutine.$ 21.99 (Royale 25.74)

Jesus Titty Fuckin' Christ is that going to kill you and a hippie!!!

What's listed so far are their retarded huge meals for gluttons and those who eat because they're angry...or angry because they eat such retarded huge meals...in any scenario or a combo there of...

If you're into a 'regular' sized meal...you can try their (in relative terms) pussy sized burgers if that's what you're looking for...at only a single 8oz patty and ranging from $4.29 for a basic plain burger to $5.49 for a burger with a bit more...you're eating in the shadow of greatness but still kills 99% of all other burger joints in Toronto...PLUS is still garaunteed to make a hippie at the very least sick...

Some details for those who might give a shit...

Double D's interior isnt exactly designed to please any fancy pants people...
Their seats consist of old minivan bench seats and classic greasy spoon paint...which is for those of you who dont know...basically a white primer that has been painted over with years of particlized grilled and fried oils from the delicious and life shortening food that's served up...But what place isnt really?

LOCATION:
DDD is located @ 714 Queen St. East on the north east corner of Broadview and Queen.

Check out the Dangerous Dan's Diner website for the full menu with prices @ www.dangerousdansdiner.com




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